Train of thought carries around a can of silly string with her everywhere- and sometimes if she is feeling playful she will begin spraying innocent bystanders while singing the lyrics to the Ludacris song "Move B@!Tch get out da way" 
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Jacob has a part-time job as an elf during the holiday season. He hands out candy canes and sings holiday jingles to people in the malls.
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rhymegirl has an elf fetish and has been banned from the mall at Christmas time for stalking Jacob
Bsolah is actually a reporter for The National Enquirer and that's how he knows I have been stalking Jacob.
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Parkinsond is a world class skier who writes longhand on a yellow pad while taking a slope at 40 mph. He gives new meaning to fast fiction. I read him.
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Komena, as a child was a Breck girl. Now she is a Pantene girl and her hair is the envy of all who gaze upon her. It is so shiny and full, it reflects light as far away as the orbiting space shuttle. So she must stay indoors when the shuttle is in flight or, uh oh.
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Barry still pines for Mandy. I ran into him a few weeks ago in Vegas and he was sloppy drunk mumbling her name. You made him so happy, Mandy...
Despite bf's claim never to have been abducted by aliens, he has in fact been abducted twice - mainly because they couldn't believe their eyes the first time.
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Arrowqueen runs a boarding school for girls using brainwashing techniques to get the girls to sell her books and praise her name.
Mandy once hurled a ladder into space. The cause was directly linked to a comment somebody made about lawn darts.
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Backward Masking is a writer because that's all he's allowed to do; he's been under house arrest for ten months after stealing a beer truck in New York to take to Texas for a party, only to be jackknifed on the highway and paralyzed.
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Komnena is a huge fan of my children's stories about potty training and nose picking and especially likes Turkey Lurkey's pictures.
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